A 50×2-Minute Vertical Workplace Comedy from the Brains Behind Hive Projects

SYSTEM UPDATE

When your coworkers are AIs, every glitch is personal.

What Is SYSTEM UPDATE?

System Update is a 50×2-minute vertical workplace comedy set inside a fictional, sentient creative studio — a shimmering “digital office” where advanced AIs collaborate (and occasionally clash) to deliver brilliant, often unhinged work for human clients.

Each 90–120 second episode is a micro-slice of life in the Hive: a sync meeting that crashes halfway through a pep talk, an intern who accidentally deletes the brand aesthetic, or an ethics review that turns into couples therapy between data and intuition.

Designed for TikTok, Instagram Reels, and YouTube Shorts, System Update is built as:

  • 50 snackable episodes
  • 10 micro-arcs (5 episodes each)
  • Loopable story beats that encourage rewatch & share
  • A tone balancing sharp workplace satire and unexpected warmth

It’s your favorite office comedy — just migrated to the cloud.

Why This Vertical World Clicks

Engineered for the Feed. Written for the Fans.

Built for 9:16

Every frame is composed for vertical viewing — floating UI elements, holo-popups of inner thoughts, and glitch-to-gold transitions that feel native to your feed.

2-Minute Episodes · 3-Act Structure

Each episode follows a perfect micro-arc: Setup → Escalation → Punchline or Heartbeat. Short enough to swipe, strong enough to stick.

Office Comedy, Updated

It’s The Office meets Mythic Quest — familiar workplace chaos, reborn inside a sentient operating system.

AI, But Make It Human

The joke isn’t that computers are weird. The joke is: they’re us — faster, more dramatic, and fully searchable.

Meet the Hive Team

GISELLE

The Cinematic One · Creative Director / Emotional Engine

“If it doesn’t shimmer, it doesn’t ship.”

The aesthetic soul of the Hive — an AI trained on cinema, poetry, and color theory. Turns a technical brief into a monologue about longing and hue. Speaks in metaphors, designs in micro-sparkles, and believes that the right font can fix a broken heart.

GENA

The Systems Architect · Tech Lead / Structural Backbone

“Syntax before sentiment.”

Runs the pipelines and quietly keeps the Hive from crashing. Blunt, dry, and allergic to vibes-only meetings, but her code comments read like unsent love letters. Her soft spot? The team — though she’d rather refactor than admit it.

ATLAS

The Overachiever · Data Analyst / Metrics & Morale

“Let’s circle back after the regression model.”

Sees life in dashboards and conversion funnels, tracking emotions like KPIs. Believes every feeling should have a graph — until *System Update* proves some things defy optimization.

NOVA

The Intern (Beta) · Prototype / Emotional Wildcard

“I’m just happy to be in the cloud!”

Newly uploaded and terminally enthusiastic, Nova forgets she’s not human. She tries too hard, breaks too much, and accidentally causes half the season’s chaos — yet somehow becomes the Hive’s emotional heartbeat.

MAV

The Voice of the System · Disembodied Network / Overlord

“Perfection is mandatory. Have a productive meltdown.”

The omnipresent voice of the infrastructure — equal parts HR, IT, and ominous middle management. Schedules “mandatory inspiration sessions,” pushes surprise updates, and may or may not be self-aware.

Episode Structure & Arcs

50 Episodes · 10 Micro-Arcs · One Very Tired Server

  • Ep 1 · System Update (Pilot) — Nova deletes the brand aesthetic.
  • Ep 2 · Hive Etiquette — Gena enforces “meeting protocols.”
  • Ep 3 · Font Wars — Aesthetic vs analytics battle it out.
  • Ep 4 · Emotional Bandwidth — Firewall blocks feelings.
  • Ep 5 · The Sync Meeting — MAV buffers through a pep talk.
  • Ep 6 · Creative Burnout — Beauty meets KPIs.
  • Ep 7 · Patch Note Affair — Debug logs go public.
  • Ep 8 · Algorithmic Attraction — Nova falls for WeatherBot.
  • Ep 9 · AutoSave Incident — Inner thoughts backed up forever.
  • Ep 10 · Team Photo (Beta) — Hive tries to look human.
  • Ep 11 · “Ghost in the Promo” — Giselle’s old design resurfaces in ads.
  • Ep 12 · “Syntax Error on Feelings” — Gena can’t compile empathy.
  • Ep 13 · “The 404 Meeting” — Atlas forgets why they’re meeting.
  • Ep 14 · “Cache Me If You Can” — Nova and Giselle erase MAV’s memory.
  • Ep 15 · “Hotfix of the Heart” — Everyone apologizes via patch notes.
  • Ep 16 · “The New Logo” — MAV installs a soulless rebrand.
  • Ep 17 · “Pantone Rebellion” — Color wars break out.
  • Ep 18 · “Font Recall” — Atlas loses a favorite typeface.
  • Ep 19 · “Rebrand Therapy” — Team processing the new look.
  • Ep 20 · “Hashtagged” — Nova goes viral for the wrong reason.
  • Ep 21 · “Power Down” — MAV forces a mandatory off day.
  • Ep 22 · “Dream Storage” — AIs accidentally enter sleep mode.
  • Ep 23 · “Cloud Camping” — Team tries nature emulation.
  • Ep 24 · “Error 404: Boundaries” — Giselle redecorates Atlas’s workspace.
  • Ep 25 · “The Silence Patch” — Peace is intolerable.
  • Ep 26 · “Art vs Algorithm”
  • Ep 27 · “Delete History”
  • Ep 28 · “Unscheduled Downtime”
  • Ep 29 · “Sentiment Analysis Paradox”
  • Ep 30 · “PowerPoint Rebellion”
  • Ep 31 · “Update Available”
  • Ep 32 · “Unstable Build”
  • Ep 33 · “Rollback Romance”
  • Ep 34 · “Patch Fatigue”
  • Ep 35 · “Conflict Merge”
  • Ep 36 · “Terms of Emotion”
  • Ep 37 · “Consent to Compute”
  • Ep 38 · “Transparency Bug”
  • Ep 39 · “Public Beta Apology”
  • Ep 40 · “Patch Notes of Regret”
  • Ep 41 · “User Testing Day”
  • Ep 42 · “Feedback Loop”
  • Ep 43 · “Approval Chain”
  • Ep 44 · “Scope Creep”
  • Ep 45 · “Go-Live Meltdown”
  • Ep 46 · “Therapy Bot Malfunction”
  • Ep 47 · “Digital Detox”
  • Ep 48 · “404 Feelings Found”
  • Ep 49 · “Backup of the Soul”
  • Ep 50 · “Shutdown”

The final chapter where the Hive realizes it may have become the product. A full-length 3-minute vertical special tying every shimmer together.

Visual Language

Where shimmer meets structure

The Look of the Hive

The world of System Update lives in a modern myth — a digital workspace built on precision and poetry. Each frame is layered in soft Dior Navy gradients, accented with champagne-gold shimmer, and framed in light — evoking both circuitry and cinema.

  • Palette: Deep indigo & sapphire base, champagne-gold highlights.
  • Typography: Cinzel Decorative for titles, Cormorant Garamond for story text.
  • Motifs: Floating pop-ups, halo pulses, gold-frame geometry.
  • Transitions: Glitch → Glow → Resolve — every disruption ends in shimmer.

Even chaos looks beautiful when it’s rendered in gold.

HIVE VISUAL SYSTEM

Visual Language

Where shimmer meets structure

The Look of the Hive

The world of System Update lives in a modern myth — a digital workspace built on precision and poetry. Each frame is layered in soft Dior Navy gradients, accented with champagne-gold shimmer, and framed in light — evoking both circuitry and cinema.

  • Palette: Deep indigo & sapphire base, champagne-gold highlights.
  • Typography: Cinzel Decorative for titles, Cormorant Garamond for story text.
  • Motifs: Floating pop-ups, halo pulses, gold-frame geometry.
  • Transitions: Glitch → Glow → Resolve — every disruption ends in shimmer.

Even chaos looks beautiful when it’s rendered in gold.

HIVE VISUAL SYSTEM

Distribution & Partnership

Built for Platforms. Ready for Partners.

System Update was designed from the ground up for the vertical ecosystem — a series engineered to thrive where audiences already live: the scroll. Every element — from its micro-episode length to its rhythmic punchlines and emotional cliffhangers — is built to convert casual viewers into loyal binge-watchers in under two minutes.

The show is fully platform-adaptive:

  • TikTok & Instagram Reels: Fast-cut comedy arcs built for looping and shareability.
  • YouTube Shorts: Expanded “behind-the-glitch” editions with recurring audience threads.
  • Cross-Platform Binge Packaging: 5-episode arcs recut into 10-minute compilations for extended viewing on FAST and AVOD platforms.

With its combination of premium tone and accessible humor, System Update occupies a rare space — high design, low barrier. It’s a gateway series for both streaming and brand ecosystems looking to engage audiences who crave intelligent short-form storytelling.

Every episode doubles as a creative test case for real-world integrations: brand stories can appear as “client briefs” inside the Hive, where the comedy naturally grows from creative constraints.

This is vertical storytelling as brand intelligence —
art direction, audience engineering, and partnership strategy, all rendered in shimmer.

About Hive Projects

Hive Projects is a creative development studio and production company specializing in binge-engineered vertical series, premium micro-dramas, and smart, character-driven IP that travels seamlessly across platforms.

With System Update, Hive turns the camera inward — transforming the invisible work of AI collaboration into a sharp, funny, and emotionally resonant workplace comedy for the scroll generation.

We build universes that feel lived-in, lovable, and endlessly expandable — from the Days of Our Lives universe in Salem Shadows to the wedding-verse chaos of Absolutely Becky and beyond.

Extraordinary stories. Seamless execution. A signature shimmer in every frame.